Guess who, did you miss me
Jessica Simpson, sing the chorus
When you walk through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they adore
Who they came to see (who they came to see)
You're a rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player, who can really blame you (who can really play you)
We're the ones who made you
Back by popular demand
Now pop a little Zantac for antacid if you can
You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand
How does it feel, is it fantastic, is it grand
Well, look at all the massive masses in the stands
Shady, man, no, don't massacre the fans
Damn, I think Kim Kardashian's a man
She stomped just 'cause he asked to put his hands
On her massive gluteus maximus again
Squeeze it and squish it, then pass it to a friend
Can he come back as nasty as he can
Yes he can, can, don't ask me this again
He does not mean to lesbian offend
But, Lindsay, please come back to seeing men
Samantha's a 2, You're practically a 10
I know you want me, girl, in fact I see a grin
Now come in, girl
When you walk through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they adore
Who they came to see (who they came to see)
You're a rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player, who can really blame you
(Who can really blame you)
We're the ones who made you
The enforcer, looking for more women to torture
Walk up to the cutest girl and Charley Horse her
Sorry, Portia, but what's Ellen Degeneres have that I don't
Are you telling me tenderness
Well, I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman
Give me my Ventolin inhaler and two Xenadrine
And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then
Nail her, baby, say, "hello," to my little friend
Brit, forget K-Fed, let's cut off the middle man
Forget him or your gonna end up in hospital again
And this time it won't be for the Ritalin binge
Forget them other men, girl, pay them little attention
And, Little Bit, did I mention that Jennifer's
In love with me, John Mayer, so sit on the bench
Man, I swear them other guys, you give em an inch
They take a mile, they got style, but it isn't Slim
When you walk through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they adore
Who they came to see (who they came to see)
You're a rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player, who can really blame you
(Who can really blame you)
We're the ones who made you
And that's why, my love, you'll never live without
I know you want me, girl, 'cause I can see you checking me out
And, baby, you know, you know you want me, too
Don't try to deny it, baby, I'm the only one for you
Damn, girl, I'm beginning to sprout an Alfalfa
Why should I wash my filthy mouth out
You think that's bad, you should hear the rest of my album
Never has there been so finesse and nostalgia
Man Cash, I don't mean to mess up your gal, but
Jessica Alba put her breast in my mouth but
Wowzers, I just made a mess of my trousers
And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis
Lord, help us, he's back in his pink Alf shirt
Looking like someone shrinked his outfit
I think he's about to flip, Jessica
Rest assured, Superman's here to rescue ya
Can you blame me
You're my Amy, I'm your Blake
Matter fact, make me a birthday cake
With a saw blade in it to make my jail break
Baby, I think you just met your soul mate
(Now break it down, girl)
When you walk through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they adore
Who they came to see (who they came to see)
You're a rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player, who can really blame you
(Who can really blame you)
We're the ones who made you
So, baby
Baby, get down, down, down
Baby, get down, down, down
Baby, get down, down, down
Baby, get down, get down
Baby, get down, down, down
Baby, get down, down, down
Baby, get down, down, down
Baby, get down, get down
Oh Amy, rehab never looked so good
I can wait, I'm going back, haha, woo
Dr. Dre, 2020, yeah
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